Beautiful MEN!!

Would you believe me if I will tell you that all of them are Boys??? OMG! But its TRUE! YES! they were all MEN!gosssshhhhhh...lupig ko dah.. perfect body..aheheh

Why Boys Need Parents?

This is for those mother's of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older.
And anyone else who needs a laugh.
Why boys need parents...


And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

2.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

4.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

5.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

6.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

7.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

8.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

9.) Super glue is forever.

10.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

11.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

12.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

13.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

14.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

15.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

16.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

17.) 80% of Women will laugh about this and tell their friends, with or without kids.

18.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

All About Men!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. MEN ARE LIKE...

1. Men are like Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like . Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like .. Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

YOU ROCK!